I'm Off To Take A Bubble Bath

Hello Dear Readers,

I feel lazy today, so I'll be posting something Princess Shark sent me. Well, I'm off to take a bubble bath. I have my National Geographic at hand and it's the "special" Africa edition. Hopefully, the articles will inspire me to adopt an exotic child from the third world. At the moment my uterus is talking to me and saying: NO BABIES, NO BABIES! What can I say its on strike. I'm a firm believer that I'm one of those women who'll end up being a solid Kate Hepburn type and have no children, or be a fluff head Mia Farrow type and adopt every race and mutant phenotype out there. It is going to be one extreme or the other. I'm praying its the former.

Here Is The Joke Princess Shark Sent Me:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those
clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands
on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's
Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that
one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe
told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush! 's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan."


Alright no more dilly dallying, time for my bath.