I Love You, You Love Me: Isn't It Conspicuous?

"MY LIFE IS A CONSTANT SLAP IN THE FACE; I GET SLAPPED SO OFTEN THAT IT'S A MORNING ROUTINE--SORT OF LIKE BAGELS, CREAM CHEESE and COFFEE. I LOVE TO SHOW OFF THE BRUISES. PURPLE EYE SHADOW IS IN VOGUE & PEOPLE USUALLY CAN'T TELL I'VE GOT FAKE EYE SHADOW ON. AS LONG AS IT IS PURPLE EVERYONE APPROVES. NOW IF IT WAS PINK EYE SHADOW, THERE WOULD BE QUITE A FEW DISAPPROVING GRIMACES."